Oh baby, it’s a long way down to the bottom of the river
YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC CAN SAY A LOT ABOUT YOU. PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND LIST THE FIRST 10 SONGS. NO SKIPPING.
- Threshold (8bit) - Brian LeBarton
- Thunderstuck - AC/DC
- Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC
- Life Starts Now - Three Days Grace
- Moonage Daydream - David Bowie
- Down By The Seaside - Led Zeppelin
- Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles
- Time Moves Quickly - Noah Gundersen
- The Bus Is Late - Satellite High
- Don’t Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
when your parents threaten to take your allowance away
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
let’s play a game.
it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
Tumblr on september 30th
more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st
I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me
no one’s judging you…