aro-ace-wonderwoman:

I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

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di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

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combeferret:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

lads did u not listen to the song Try a Little Tenderness i mean really

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queendecuisine:

eyenoyuwantmoore:

Best friends

AZIZ & KANYE

Look at growth of this friendship, man. Love it.

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cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

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Things that you don’t learn at school.

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brassmama:

bigbardafree:

people who complain that pluto isnt considered one of our major planets anymore make me think of people in the 1500s being like “REMEMBER WHEN THE SUN USED TO REVOLVE AROUND THE EARTH WHY DOES SCIENCE HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING”

Also prob go along with the “science ruined dinosaurs” crowd

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crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

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dayoldtampon:

the lip synching is so accurate

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hawkeye + text posts

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outofcontextdnd:

DM: The Dragon awakens.

Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.

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amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

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—me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock  (via asapkingsofparis)
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